Thankfully the new remotes out arent looking as much like lotion bottles like they used to . Soown up. I have always loathed this ugly frog looking mf'er and his voice makes me cringe. Liberty Mutual "Young people having fun with insurance". That grumpy Martha/Medicare commercial is the WORST, most annoying piece of shit I have ever seen. Lume is a scourge. Thanks (2) Quote Reply Topic: Worst commercials so far of 2020. I get that Jack-in-the-Box has hit a home run with the plastic-head-thing, but the difference is that Jack is funny. Hey, here's an idea - start your own thread about how much you hate commercials and the people who watch them. I hate when I can't remember somebody's name. In it a fat (I mean 350+lbs)guy singing opera goes to take a shower wearing a shower cap & robehe disrobes & starts scrubbing & singing in the shower. ", WTF?! ", Equally cringy are the lyrics for ZocDoc online medical professionals that include the possible symptom of if it hurts when you pee!. I dont know how anyone lives without them. In California, there's a commercial running to encourage people to get vaccinated for COVID. it's a 50 second song trying to imitate an anime theme song, but nothing related to it. Thank you, R216! Ryan seems thrilled with his gift of customized home insurance from Liberty Mutual. The insurance commercial with the old black lady sitting in her hospital bed with her paper gown on who tells her daughter, "I'm at peace with my home going.". The tax Relief line commercial with the blonde cunt who talks like a retarded valley girl explaining that the IRS hounding her has caused her to start beating her children while a picture is displayed of said blonde cunt about to give her daughter a taste of the back of her hand. It's yet another ad for some health insurance company. Weve devolved to showing singing pubic hairs. The google Pixel commercial with the Lizzo song about skin complexion, this post was the first thing I thought about when I first saw that commercial. But Mike just got a bike, and he's pretty glum about it. I don't even know what it's for, just that the little whiny cunt needs a hard slap across the punim. Not sure if it's aging or he had some bad surgery/fillers but whatever it is he has hit the wall hard. Guess they had to switch it when anything Russian became unpopular. Rogue Women Writers R159 Thank you! She gets notified that her service tech will be at her house between 4:00 and 4:30 pm, then tells her friends, "I have a few more minutes!" that one that shows "John" this fat and ugly man going through life stages. They are STILL running the one where some pimp gets his white gf to sell her car to "we buy any car", bitches that It's going to take all day, then starts fantasizing about his "big plans", which include brunch, a bubble bath and a nice pedicure, while a bluesy sax wails in the distance. However, it can still be a lucrative market, as Jim Cashman proves. The Chevy truck commercial- my command center. It's a fucking thread about TV commercials, why are so triggered? R168 That she prefers to eat tacos over hanging out with men? He also told Bobby Brady it was ok to be a canary. He'd talk about it on late night chat shows, but I can't remember his name. I love Molly but this character is nails on a chalkboard. It's totally a coincidence they hit all the right demographics, and all came together at the perfect time to talk about Chevy's new SUV lineup. That lume inventor doctor frau who is basically trying to convinced us all we need deodorant now for fucking everywhere all so she can make a buck. You're right, R413. The GMC pick up truck where the man smacks his friends hand before he touches his trucks command center with his Cheetos covered fingers. The Meta commercial. Their jingle (Liberty, Liberty, Liberty) reminds me that I need to record any show theyre on, so I can fast forward after making a mental note to never buy their product. I was watching Hulu today and saw two Progressive ads with Flo and Jon Hamm. Dropps drop the bad stuff laundry commercial with all the deformed and misshapen. If I want to smell a flower, Ill walk up to one. I am baffled and insulted as to why I'm constantly receiving video adds for stank butt deodorant. I don't hate, but she is annoying. Same concept, but serial installments.) Liberty mutual has the cheesiest, most obnoxious, annoying commercials on the face of the earth. MSNBC is on in the living room. Hello. Geico for me takes the top prize for unfunny, obnoxious content. I suggested you create your own thread so you'd stop bitching on this thread. [quote]Nina was amazing! Thank you for the grammar lesson, r249. Plus, like all Amazon ads, it's on all the time if you watch certain sports. He is so appreciative and explains how much hes going to use it. R531-As long as you clueless straight boys keep making them, we'll keep watching them. Oh I so want to have a threeway with those guys, r50. [quote]Please help me Jesus The commercial with the hyper suburban frau saying her butt crack smells fresh all day after using this god only knows butt crack freshener. I could really do without Jane Lynch's Illinois tourism commercials. Speaking of Liberty Mutual, I want Doug inside of me *right now. She was absolutely the last person that I thought would sell out like that. R274 yeah I cant believe they brought back that terrible commercial where everything about it is beyond cringe especially the way the kids refuse to give up a seat for a BLIND kid. First thing I thought of when I saw that was the episode of South Park with Jimmy and all the handicap kids at summer camp where most look like Looney Toons characters with Jimmy attempting to play the ukulele and Nathan getting raped by the shark. The French Bulldog has more personality than the actors. Both guys are hot but especially the bearded guy. of the "Royal We". R97 I love that commercial. MorningBrewNumberTwo 3 yr. ago Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty Liberty TheMost_ut 3 yr. ago Yeah, I understand the anti-google sentiment, but the first time I saw the commercial was enough. Those fucking GLASSES!!!! I'm thinking afternoon. and no one playing the Colonel. SPEAK UP!!! the one where the bitch opens the door to her car to find a toilet instead of her car seat. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month. The guy has low emotional intelligence, evidenced by his trying to ruin the father's joy in: (a) giving his daughter a well-intended gift and then (b) receiving a useful gift from same daughter. It does nothing to enhance the brand, and only proves that people will do anything to get on TV. I hate the commercial is which the man is made to look stupid and the woman has all of the answers. Seriously, fuck those people for upsetting and guilting me. It actually doesnt annoy me but I understand how others would be irritated by it. It's so fake. Bitch, you aren't fooling anyone. The Infiniti spot with the screeching musical instruments mauling "Thus Spoke Zarathustra". The subtext is "all the other cameras are yt ppl shit". For more information, please see our Please help me Jesus The commercial with the hyper suburban frau saying her butt crack smells fresh all day after using this god only knows butt crack freshener. That chanting at the end of the commercial is creepy and annoying. It's estimated that the. Lol r107. The Lindsey Vaughn commercial where she can't sleep and then us plagued with worries such as making too much money, working out and having to travel. In our case, it has to do with branding. Every fucking new drug advert for a drug with the obligatory Q as a hard K. I particularly hate Myrbetriq, and Quviviq. The Sad. The current ad campaign with the bears is so bad, I had to look up the brand, because I refuse to waste space in my memory banks. Anybody else old? I am NOT kidding. Any of their commercials. Worst possible voices to match those dogs. In the new chik fil a commercial the girl voice over describes their chicken sandwich as scrum diddly umptious. R250 that commercial warrants a MUTE button response from me every time. The purpose of the ad is to make you think about the company and its brief message. Honestly, stick with the bears if you must. Sick to death of JB Smoove screaming his lines in all the Caesars online app gambling commercials. So this whole commercial is just fucking stupid. Based on that, I think they will be around a while, like Flo at Progressive and the GEICO Gecko. The Safelite commercial where the woman is on her MORNING walk with friends. Its for Hampton Inn or some other hotel chain that shows a girl with Downs Syndrome having breakfast with her dad and she pours chocolate and maple syrup over her fully loaded Belgian waffle. Cookie Notice If the bitch is home all the time why does she need to bother with pee pants? No wonder so many old people get scammed. The way she delivers her lines and her reaction is very 90's sitcomy. I agree, R138. Scan this QR code to download the app now. Saw this shit for the first and 100th times today. The announcer talks about kids struggling to find their career path: "BUT NOT OUR SYDNEY!". Sizzle, baby. They lack thematic structure. There's something sinister about her that I don't trust. Especially the one currently running on the radio with the "HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp. The Ballsy ad with Pete Davidson shaving his balls. Lets finish this one since its up to 525 replies and its no longer summer. It's so guazy and new-agey you just want to ask how many millions she got paid to do it. I ALWAYS mute the one with Minions, though. So Mothers Against People That Drove a Couple of Miles Ahead of the Speed Limit? Than hed see the food advertised and purposely overdose of vitametavegamin just to avoid having to actually eat any of that. R481, my sister and I are trying to figure if that's a homely woman or an unattractive man in that commercial. The one where a middle age insurance asshole on the sidewalk causes a black driver, distracted by trying to figure out what the asshole is doing, crashes his car into another vehicle. That snot bubble commercial seems to be in constant rotation! And its like he cant even open his eyes - perhaps because the sunlight burns! All the "Taltz" ads make my flesh crawl (and that song could render syrup of ipecac obsolete). This Lending Tree ad with Molly Shannon is suddenly in frequent rotation. Snotty kids in commercial need to be cancelled. Two commercials now with the obese dancing red haired guy. Liberty Mutual. It's more race grievance, which is ridiculous. Most insurance ads suck. Additional points removed when said ads include awestruck, insipidly open-mouthed impressed bystanders helplessly frozen in their tracks to lust after the stupid car (and its absurd driver) rolling on by. I do know the Geico gecko and the LiMu emu, but I have always had Allstate insurance and no cute animal suggests to me why I would ever consider switching. By being annoying they ensure that you remember them. R202 And now the minions are used in other commercialseither Denny's or Wendy's. It all seems so sleazy and sketchy. The worst thing about the Ukranian Jews commercial is that it's FIVE FUCKING MINUTES LONG. [quote]my comment wasn't about the commercial asshole. I work form home, I keep the TV on. Guess it's never too soon to get kids thinking about Medicare. The joke may be funny the first time but it sure as hell isn't the 54th time after 3 years. Whats with that lemons and lemons ad. Then you can spend your day tap-tap-tapping your keyboard and letting everyone know how you don't watch commercials, even though you created a thread about 'em. According to Charity Watch, they make over 30 million a year and it all goes to an Orthodox Jewish organization which runs day camps for kids to make "non-Orthodox Jews more observant, with 80% going to the NY and NJ area. Some features on this site require registration. Like could it be anymore unrelatable. Before posting or commenting, please check the rules in the sidebar. Some people like to have the tv on when theyre getting it on, right? Finally, The General has some bad animation that was probably cooked up on Windows '98, but you only see their ads on commercial breaks for Judge Judy. Like she doesnt already struggle with Downs, now hes going to let her become diabetic too? HEY LADY! I don't get it, is it supposed to be funny? The Alexa commercial with the older couple. The Camp Lejeune lawsuit ads flooding the airwaves are doing a brave public service and are not in the least bit annoying. They must be making boatloads of cash to have all those ads out there. Agreed, R478 and R479. Serovital which runs non-stop on Lifetime in the mornings while I'm watching Grey's Anatomy. The Etta James 'Security' song ads are for Google. That crap Mayo commercial with the putrid jingle "Turn nothing into something," with images of people taking huge bowls of already-made meals and plopping mayo in them--as if the meals they already have waiting in the fridge are "nothing" and transformed by a tablespoon of a condiment. The one where a the children strip while announcing Cover up my skin? The Liberty Mutual Insurance marketing team had a strong start in 2023. WRITER NEEDS HELP! I can't remember the product but the one with two women speaking in overly exaggerated New Yawk accents. [quote]The singing coils of pubic hair commercial. Who needs a fridge packed with pre-cut fruits and vegetables? 2. The woman is checking out with three boxes for her crotch stink and telling the clerk "This is for feminine odor and this one is for blah blah blah" and the cashier says "Feminine hygiene aisle, right?" OMG - I didn't know that! Lol that Nutrisystem commercial with Marie Osmond is like it's 50. Im also a cheap bastard and hate them on my Roku. Sleeping baby!". MON-NEEE!!! Shady practices is the nice way of putting it. No, 135, she just mouths a bunch of shit about best lives and pictures of her with her old nose pop up now and again. The actor, or actress, looks to be of American Indian or of Peruvian descent. It appears that keeping the vagina moist without hormones is a major victory for WAP. Both guys are hot but especially the bearded guy. That stupid Cars 4 Kids commercial has been going on the radios for years and it's a HUGE GRIFT. I hate that stupid Leaf Filter commercial where Jaws from James Bond has trapped a bunch of Frau cunts and their close male relations inside a banquet room at a Golden Corral lecturing them about their trashy quickly deteriorating domeciles and the dangers of ladders. He may have brittle bone disease but he wasn't expecting an enlarged prostate. The promos and commercials are a stark reality check that 40 years have gone by and the innocence of the girls hot wiring the school van compared to commercials with a bunch of porn hos in VH1 Basketball bitches is sickening. Most of the commercials I'm currently hating are on the radio. R101 probably flicks her bean to the Jimmy Walker MONEE commercial. I want to punch that fat doctor in the face who does Lume commercials. Probably already mentioned but it's been playing a LOT recently. I don't have cable/broadcast TV anymore, but when I did, I never registered commercials. Sick to death of the DuckDuckGo commerical using The Police's song Every Breath You Take.. The ad agency should be blown up with all the employees no matter what they do still inside. Of course, the box of Kleenex is shown. Unhinged much? I don't really understand what's going on with this commercial. Why not enjoy the go? (Said no one ever.) I laugh in spite of myself. Still HATING almost all of the Progressive commercials. Let's take a stand and save others from the headaches they will surely receive from these abominations. I just dislike this commercial because its shown too often and makes me uncomfortable. Than theres what I believe is called Pretty Kitty Liter where at the end the guy advertising the kitty litter goes try it for yourself! , [quote]Than theres the Lume commercial for your buttcrack where they talk about how when someone showers the stink factor in their hole reaches level 5 in a mere hour or so where as if you use Lume it reaches 1 tops Im wondering whos doing this research for this one. It's geared to people who haven't seen a doctor in years, as if talking to a doctor over a screen, after years of neglecting your health, will help with any serious medical issues. The woman dancing around is dressed like some 1950s librarian. ), Sundance, STARZ, Military History Channel, Smithsonian, WEtv, ViceTV, etc etc etc. The Smuckers commercial with the glib, dig me Father Nature character. They have filler timers. The very ugly and annoying young female in the Walgreens who lies upside down and puts a mustache on her chin. R64: Rosie Grier is remembered, too, as the man who cradled Bobby Kennedy's head as he lay dying from the assassin's bullet. if (currentyear > 2016) {yearrange = "2016-";} I hate those True Classic Tees commercials with those dude-bros. Kevin Hart's appeal to any POC befuddles the crap out of me. That's what I look forward to about getting old is that you often get random ass food left at your door. Joan Collins late ex-husband ? By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. They are the boat builders. All of a sudden, that FUCKING Intel/Dell commercial with legions of workers whistling 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' is running neck and neck with Joe Namath's screetchy Medicare Advantage screeds and and Colonial Penn 'Three Ps' commercials in terms of frequency. Those retarded kids hawking blankets for Shriner's Hospital. Even DriveTime at least showed you how it works, in a super abridged way anyway. Then it cuts to some uptight prisspot who scolds her feeble old dad that she told him to knock it off. It's bad enough the Camp Lejeune crap is filling up my spam folder, but having to watch the commercials, especially from a company not composed of anyone with legal credentials, is pissing me the fuck off. The Brit voice sounds like he was recording with a dick in his mouth. Machen Sie das auch? . It's not airing right now but the one where the woman is in tears about her palm sweat. No need to shower; just apply and go! I gagged in disgust. Especially with their competitors at St. Jude hogging up the majority of commercial segments with them going well into the 5 minute mark nowadays. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Some of our readers might notice a few tiny differences in our blog header, one being the tagline beneath our name: Kick-ass thriller writers. I saw it aired during a Gillians Island marathon which is about how seriously Id take to this bs. Lume products have been mostly marketed to women, but its for everyone. Oops I was typing my R64 while you were posting the correction. I might even put him on the list above Trump. Et Tu Car Shield??? worst of the worst there. They are resurrecting those hideous "I'd Do Anything" Petsmart commercials - blecchh!! Who in their right mind thought this was a great advertising slogan? R53 JJ Walker's Medicare commercial ties with Broadway Joe Namath's version. What shows are you guys watching? They play constantly. She danced like a vengeful angel and choreographed her soul In Living Color! R83-Willoughby did not have a British accent. ", in the Golden Corral commercial. Advantage plans are only for the ultra poor who never leave town. Like they were made by a disturbed mind. The online gambling companies of course. BK thinks for a minute and then says, "Wait. The lyrics are so difficult to understand and it's the same for many commercials. Then she plays a record. There's two problems though; first, it's in a commercial. I know it was posted in a couple of commercial threads but I finally (unfortunately) saw the "I'm a woman who POOPS!" **barely audible whisper** "This is the sound of nature breathing" WHAT?!? Please complete the process by verifying your email address. The insipid Lending Tree rhyming commercial gives me hives. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. And it matters not what channel/what type of programming I watch-- MSNBC, CNN, INSP (don't judge--I'm a TV Western fiend! It's dumb either way if you know anything about mythology, but without it, it's really awful and anti-male. That's about 0.6% of their net revenue, or 4.2% of their operating costs. Me too, but Im afraid r223 will kick my ass, so I cant look it up. Pass me a large bucket. But he was a big star. Oh wait, that's all of them. He couldn't tell when he put the shirt that the neck was totally stretched out? Don;t know which Prevagen commercial is the most grating. It's a good cause with a bad method -- they probably do raise a lot of money for the hospital, just not from me. Nothing is having just a jar of mayo in the fridge and NO OTHER food in the house. EVER! If theyre implying he died even if it is a life insurance commercial, its still very vague to link the sadly no more comment with someones death. Also you can pay for Youtube Premium and it eliminates ads, so some of us poors still see those annoying commercials. I feel for the actress, but at least she got to sit on those toilets with her pants up. . R84, one comma in the quote and one after it -- two different speakers. Stop wearing thongs and clean yourself, bitch! Well here's the place to air your grievances! Who the fuck In programming gave the go to air this grotesque commercial? It's being positioned as a change to the law to help fight homelessness. High childish voices always make me want to drop a 10 ton safe on the little darlings: SPLAT!!!! Then, at Dads birthday, daughter regifts the same gas card to her Dad. So depressing, this way if it makes you contemplate suicide you have plenty of time to make up your mind. Operating costs are US$7,298,000,000 (separate from claim payouts, which were US$29,932,000,000). I guess its a feminine hygiene product ad and is designed to be outrageous, but its just stupid.
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