Aren't you TIRED of longing? Mods may do something for your spamming. He seems to be more laid back and less hot-headed than Dave at fifteen, using intellectual analysis intermixed with his ironic quips. You were his sun and he was your night. They merely cannot distinguish between god, mankind, and ghost. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave's Bro. After exchanging a brief glance with Dave, the latter seemed to understand (due to Dirk's prompting) and proceeded to decapitate Lord Jack, Robot Jack, and Dirk, all at once. You bring Dirk a coffee after a long day's work. She took control of a dead Jade slain by Lord English. [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) that's the story. Infinite amount of possible worlds (type III multiverse): You need to bring this world to an endbut thats a tricky thing. I said our minds are infected by the virus that we call stories and someone injected that virus into us. ==> (2 pp.) [A6A6I1] ====> (7 pp. After ascending to the God tiers, Dirk and Roxy are encountered by the Condesce herself. Bromance.Day 2. In other words, even the extra-universal gods became possibilities in the story. and i guess you can think of it as an excuse, but thats only if you dont make the effort to start trying to fix yourself. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) But at the same time, the world was an absolute truth from inside that fiction. Perfect grammar and syntax. In the Credits, he is shown to be the king of the Consort Kingdom along with Jake, and Gcatavrosprite. In other words, the universe exists and time is absolutely irreversible. DD Puppets, robots, irony, philosophy, mythology, horses/ponies, robo deathmatches, katanas, rapping, artificial intelligence. Literally just busted Dirk. He still uses his Unbreakable Katana, unlike the other kids and their newly-created weapons. His dream self is seen covered in the Hegemonic Brute's blood, having foiled the Batterwitch's assassination attempt. You are Gabi Dearest, and I despise you and your boyfriend as people, as concepts. This mirrors Dave's own reluctance at the idea of meeting Dirk. A sexually romantic hatred is, Suffers this greatly. (6 pp.) Written to fill the prompt "robofucking". It makes Jake unpredictable, impossible to truly control and if there's anything Dirk doesn't know how to cope with, it's that. Also I kinda expected the jab to be a infinite. As it had said, If someone could peer into the afterlife and return from there, they could prove this world is fictional.. He then chose to reveal his dream self's wakefulness to Derse by publicly impaling the Brute's head through a Dersite banner. Relations It was revealed by Dirk's auto-responder and then later on by Dirk himself that he harbors a romantic interest in Jake. He then quickly orders Lil' Seb to take Jake and get him out of Derse. [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) After Dave unsuccessfully tries to contact someone through Karkat's computer, they have a much longer conversation about their respective upbringings, eventually bonding after Dave vents his frustrations about his brother, and Dirk apologizes. Eeeeee! shrieked Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension. I tried writing those as a change of pace, but as the imaginative portion grew larger (even if the characters are realistic, the story is still fiction), the crazy ghost would always be waiting for me as I continued writing. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. They had all been playing a part in that story and thus the world had not been allowed to interfere with the stories other than Akutos. I was dared to do this by someone and I've never written with this character before but I hope you enjoy it. After a little practice, he learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. However, he isn't the world's best multi-tasker, causing him to zombie the fuck out whenever he concentrates on things happening dream-side. )Act 6 Act 5 Act 2 ==> (12 pp. (This is a collection of oneshot mini comics. Being on a ship for 3 or so years in space can lead to discovering some lingering thoughts. Dirk is also seen to be left handed when he draws, as shown when he is creating Caliborn's "Pornography.". For information regarding the procedure that needs to be exactly followed to register there, please click here. Please do not read it if that would bother you. she gets stabbed in the forehead by a shard of reality, gets sucked in by a black hole after getting impaled by another shard into her chest, making her miss the entire fight just as John arrived. When Morlock shrank, his body did not actually reduce in size. uu: Jeer Past Dirk. (34 pp.) You could call it their story density. Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. The Textures Resource. English Words: Kudos: 68 Hits: 2305 Homestuck Mature UU See a recent post on Tumblr from @meloncoolie about ult dirk. That ending would be the end of reality. Yoshie then began explaining the concept of possible worlds which was difficult to grasp just from the database information. (4 pp. In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. you left. Uses a lot of trailing commas,,,, instead of periods,, "Whatever. I feel like I only came to understand myself once I saw the outside, agreed Akuto. She then finds out that Terezi was looking for her, and all the while she's bagging John to send her back. and is fully aware of Ultimate!Dirk's powers over the narrative. At thirteen however, his personality is almost identical to Dave's, using more curse words and fewer intellectual quips than his older self. more concerned with himself at this point, vast amounts of money to bribe and corrupt the government to let her do what she wants, (not to imply that she wasnt already curvaceous in homestuck). Dirk texts you. You are using an out of date browser. This god tier masterpiece can kill cosmic diety fox. I want to free them from the stories. The props used naturally extended beyond him. Even compared to her Meat version; while her Meat version has some terrible opinions (not at all helped by Dirk's influence), her Candy version devolves to the point where she becomes a xenophobe seeking outright Troll-genocide, with multiple characters specifically describing her as fascist. Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. He wants you to get high with him. Unite SynchronizationOrange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride She seems quite taken with his sense of humor as shown by her reaction to the edited Pony Pals book he gifted to her. He takes her advice to make [his] presence known after the murder of the Hegemonic Brute seriously, leading to his uprising on Derse. That was clearly interference from the story. It would also be the end of the flow of time. For example apparently there exist infinite universes with every possible thingy in DKD and what not. Its as if it were made for us. Though by his own admission Andrew Hussie "[doesn't] know a damn thing about anime", the shape of Dirk's glasses are a transparent reference to the iconic pair worn by Kamina, a swordsman from the Gurren Lagann anime series. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) The world was created by the storyteller known as the Law of Identity. A massive fan of his ancestor Dave Strider's work, he appears to have given himself a Hella Jeff tattoo. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave 's Bro. I have good news. Confirming they are at the top of the story ladder (and beyond all other extra-universal gods): If so, there should be a spectrum, said Bouichirou confidently. @Bucketman No problem. Live(s) in )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. Not once every few hours like you are doing now. Took numerous hits from possessed Alpha-Session Jack) | Outerverse level, Range: Extended melee range to tens of meters, Multiversal+ through control of alternate selves | Outerversal, Standard Equipment: Unbreakable Katana, Squarewave, and Sawtooth, Lil' Cal, Fancy Santas, Rocket Board, Irony |The Theseus, Intelligence: Genius (Created robots with advanced artificial intelligence and arranged and executed an incredibly convoluted plan while under pressure) | Nigh-Omniscient. Weaknesses: Prone to overconfidence and obnoxiousness. Dirk needs a ship to jettison off into space for endless villain misadventures as his new Ultimate self. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. A compilation of my DirkJake drabbles for the week.Day 1. Confirmation about infinite amount of parallel dimensions: Having all these different worlds is confusing. All of his deaths are self inflicted in some way to aid them, and in his post [S] Game Over death he allows himself to be consumed by glitches because of his failure to save his friends. -What is this? Later the three trickster kids then arrive on LOTAK and attempt to get Dirk in on trickster action. The VG Resource. Most likely, she created them. He's the narrator of Meat - and the one calling the shots. (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you. He also said that he admired Dirk and that Dirk had a "powerful body.". A plane that trascends that with being in that plane: extra-universal god and Noble Ring of horroterrors which exist in the Furthest Ring. Does that cover it?. like a whole lot of nothing in order to accompany a couple of drawings. Gyaaaaah! His scream trailed on and on as his body grew smaller and smaller. (6 pp. PESTERQUEST Volume 14 OST - Ultimate Dirk Strider's Theme ("Beatup" by Clark Powell & Astro Kid)BUY PESTERQUEST HERE: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1144. After Jake is woken up Brain Ghost Dirk continues to remain in the dream bubbles until real Dirk's waking and dream bodies are both rendered unconscious at which point Dirk appears in the dream bubbles by apparently merging with Brain Ghost Dirk. At some point in his childhood he came into contact with the alien Calliope, who, in order to facilitate his and Roxy's communication with their two friends hundreds of years in the past, provided them both with a version of Pesterchum with time-locked Trollian technology embedded. His megalomania and self-hatred make it impossible for him to not attempt to feed his ego. (10 pp.) tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. But what if the world were someones dream? TA AFAB Reader but no female pronouns are used! The Elephant in the Room. Dirk's chumhandle similarly refers to the flood narrative; timaeus refers to the Platonic dialogue which first introduced the concept of Atlantis. my insanity scared him right the fuck off. GT It just so happens that he pesters you, but he brings along an unsolicited guest who puts the pressure on both of you. For instance, he called Dirk an "Anime prince" and later called him a "pretty boy ninja stud", although it's possible that when he called Dirk the "Anime prince", he was simply referring to Dirk's class and the fact his sunglasses are similar to ones worn by certain anime characters. You often journey down to the dock by the sea late at night when nobody else is awake just to cry when nobody is looking. It was possible the one having the dream lived in a world that was itself the dream of someone in another world that was again someone elses dream, but even if that chain continued back infinitely, one specific origin could be found by facing that one Law of Identity. Follow. All of those things point to the existence of an alternate dimension we can travel to and from., In other words, think of it as a world after death. He is surprised to find a tall, muscular man dressed in a maid's uniform. Are you familiar with the concept of possible worlds?. Is brainwashed and kidnapped by Dirk near the end of Meat, forcing the remaining heroes to embark to rescue her. 127 0 2. After Dirk's dream self awakens, he revives Jane and takes Roxy and himself to their session's Frog Temple, where they wait in the time capsule until Jake's time. TG Retro or Futuristic Day 3. . As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. For his friend Jane's thirteenth, Dirk gave her a bunny as a gift using sendificator technology; though Jake and Roxy's bunnies had their origins as family heirlooms, Dirk had to steal the original Con Air bunny from his "brother's" movie memorabilia museum, though its robotic shell was built from scratch. It would seem that Dirk is one of the few people in Homestuck who considers triangular shades cool: John, Dirk Strider committed suicide in canon three times, arguably five times, far more than any other character, to the point where his death became a running joke. The algorithms were originally guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from Dirk's native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis, which means that the percentage can change (and does, dropping to 93% upon Jake's continued probing). Afterward, Dirk tries to ascend to his roof, but is sidetracked by the sudden appearance of Roxy's Fenestrated wall, and soon after by jeering from Caliborn. Should be comparable to Dave and his own Brobot) | Multiverse level+ (He should be comparable to other God Tiers. Afterwards, Dave brought him back to the victory platform and Jane later revived him. Dirk is aware that they are not actual brothers, instead being related through an esoteric process of genetic reamalgamation. Calliope and Lord English (Narratively)Fights The Director, author-like being of Pesterquest (the story with the infinite hierarchy) to the point of tiring the Director. meme revolving around him asking various people to slit his throat. This is further indicated by the Credits, when they form the Consort Kingdom with Gcatavrosprite, and when they engage in practice fisticuffs with Sawtooth, Squarewave, and a new robot resembling Lord English. timaeusTestified A high-rise apartment in the middle of the ocean (Formerly Houston, Texas) Besides John, he was the only other person shown to get 3 hit scenes). ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) In the battle against Aranea, after failing to cause lasting wounds, Brain Ghost Dirk rejects the obvious trap of Aranea's offer to let him cut her arm off. It is implied that Brobot harboured romantic feelings towards Jake, as Brobot ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces while Jake was talking to Roxy and Jane about romance. CC Discover more posts about dirkjohn, ultimate dirk, dave strider, dirk strider, striders, lil hal, and ult dirk. At the start of their adventure, he is shown to be concerned for her well being as the heiress to Crockercorp. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (15 pp. Sticker By indigonite From $1.35 Dirk Strider Symbol Homestuck Active T-Shirt By BeelYourself $27.90 dirk strider - no bussy for bronies Classic T-Shirt By chumHandle From $19.84 Dirk kin Sticker By yooptheyot From $1.35 heart aspect Sticker By maqouto From $1.35 Dirk Strider Sticker By NibbleVerminInc From $1.16 His uses his suicide to give his power to his Meat counterpart. I felt as if I had seen the true nature of the story. First, the characters that have left their physical bodies become the protagonists. It ain't gonna get a response. [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. (9 pp.) I'll update you on anyone else he can beat. Much like his pre-scratch self, Dirk seems to have a high interest in teaching people lessons to aid them in their personal development, such as when he insists Jake fights Brobot for uranium (although this was said by his auto-responder) as a consequence of having wasted his own uranium thoughtlessly. I expected you to be.accompanied by someone.. After [S]Collide, Dirk and Jake confront each other and seem to talk through their relationship. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. All he could see in reality was a microscopic colorless world. After being on the platform, he is seen reconciling with Jake (whilst talking to Rose and Terezi) and later becoming Jake's friend again in Act 7, where they are shown in the future of the new planet together, playing soccer. Many of his conversations with Arquiusprite deteriorate into a yes/no back and forth, and his tendency to refer to Arquiusprite as a copy of him and not the 'real' Dirk tend to get on the latter's nerves severely. Whenever I tried to write a light story such as that, I would be overcome by a slump. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. A simple wish, but with not-so-simple consequences, as the power to turn reality into a story is bound to interact unpredictably with the power to become the center of every narrative. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. no capitals, but otherwise proper grammar. Dave's Bro - Pre-scratch selfDave Strider - Adoptive "older brother"/ancestor, genetic sonRose Lalonde - Genetic daughterLil Hal - Mental clone Dust floated like asteroids and wind blew him around with greater speed than a storm and greater thickness than seawater. All we know is that a will is born when enough circuits are brought together. uu: Jeer future Dirk. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. By the time she gets to Harry's house in. She grows up into the exact kind of sadistic, genocidal bully the founder of her company (and Pre-Scratch mother) was. Pesterlogs Jake expresses frustration with Lil Hal, but Jane and Roxy seem to like him. Dirk's eyes were previously red before the changes in. The story made clear attempts to resist. it's barely even explicit but i marked it to be safe. His chumhandle is timaeusTestified (TT), matching the initials of his daughter Rose Lalonde's handle. Ultimate Dirk, while exploring the outer reaches of canon, encounters an inexplicable void. it's barely even explicit but i marked it to be safe. He then exhibits the ability to rip a soul from someone's body. Then Gamzee appears and more or less puts her into a forced Kinemesis relationship with kissing, and then she meets Vrissy, after killing Gamzee. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane Crocker as D. Strider, and affectionately by Roxy Lalonde as di stri. that's it. A wish is not a simple thing, and Dirk doesn't believe in simplicity anyway. - Even him dying just causes more problems with everyone since Jane, despite finally throwing Gamzee out on his ass, uses his death as an excuse to further her own xenophobia. Dirk in his tank top with Squarewave shoes. and Homestuck^2 has more then confirmed this. He is also the only one of the post-scratch kids whose Trickster outfit does not reveal any striped stockings so far. ==> Jane: Run to study. His dream self on Derse has apparently been awake for years, much like Dave's was, although Dave was not aware of it. Dirk: Talk to alien. While Homestuck has Infinite Multiverses with each multiverse being all possible multiverse there can be and each one containing every possible instatiation of the universe(as well as each choice creating infinitely hazy field of micro-choices, with each one being a timeline). That was a story based on the assumption that one lived as only a single incarnation. only to become a Facist, xenophobic dictator who wants to exterminate all Trolls. Apart from Rose having a tryst for the sole purpose of making Jade a biological parent, their marriage is, (Vriska Serket) finally ends his multiversal. Tbh this is more fun then any version on Ronled. Maybe it was because the Witch of Time managed to break the rules of timelines themselves. He is seen about to ambush some skeletal Underlings alongside Jake, who now has a Sweet Bro tat to match Dirk's Hella Jeff. For example, the two statements an elephant flew through the sky and Hitler visited Paris in the year 2000 AD were both impossible in reality, but they worked in writing. From the outside, it was fiction. I also said we must not cast aside those stories. Introduction The weak yet large ones ran everyday life. JOHN: better a decade late than never. Naturally, you come over. Dirk's head then disappeared with two alternate Daves, who caught his decapitated head and his body. He also happens to already be high as a kite. Gets narratively fodderized by Alt.Calliope(Pre Lord English Absorbtion) Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Jiren (DBS), Mazinger ZERO vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann), True Darkseid with the Anti-Life Equation vs Super Teppen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Transcendence (Xeelee Sequence) vs STTGL (Gurren Lagann). Dirk had a heartsplinter rip its own heart out with some level of sentient knowledge that it would be killed. His own sheer level of self-loathing causes his death to be classified Just (firmly. ), Dirk's web browser is named for his denizen Yaldabaoth, who very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors.. )Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 x2 ==> ==> (4 pp.) ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ EclipseWarning. MS Paint Adventures Wiki is a FANDOM Comics Community. (8 pp.) [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) TC Brain Ghost Dirk is a Dirk splinter that exists within the mind of Jake. Almost half a year after entering, Dirk is shown to be on the Land of Tombs and Krypton, wearing a mask to protect himself from the thick gases of the planet and shoes similar to that of his rapping robots. What if the life of this world itself is fictional? ), Act 6 Act 2 Jane: Answer Di-Stri. (5 pp.) Until then, it could be said that the story was shared by all. JOHN: jake, i guess i actually dont know you that well, but i think theres a difference between making excuses and just giving reasons.
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